Ok, ok, I'm not that old, but sheesh, I sure feel it today.
Week two of having job #2 (no, not that #2) is finally catching up with me. My legs and feet hurt, I'm way out of shape, and I'm pooped. I just about ripped DH's head off for robbing me of that last five minutes of sleep this morning. Oh, so do not go there. Not that. He simply thought that if he had to get up, I needed to share in his misery. At which point he soon found that the solitude of getting the bathroom first would be a good thing. I swear, I think I managed a full head rotation this morning.
I found out, much to my chagrin, that I am the oldest person working at the store. By seven years. 7. Freakin'. Years.
Dear Bob. I'm only 36 now. And a rookie.
Most of my other jobs I've been the youngest, or at least second to the youngest. *Sigh* I guess I certainly won't impress anyone with my college stories, even as goodie-two-shoes as they are.
Oh, and by the way, I need another week before Christmas. Could someone please pencil that in for me? It would be much appreciated.
I did find a small ray of sunshine yesterday. Our lawyer contacted the ex's lawyer on Monday to give him the info requested. The ex should get the "good news" sometime this week. Waa Haa Haa. Ain't payback a pip?
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy...
That was the name of this daily calendar I had a few years ago. It was 365 misquoted song lyrics. That one was a misquote for Jimi Hendrix's "Scuse me While I Kiss the Sky." Some were absolutely hysterical. Others, well, it made you wonder what the person was smokin' to think the words were even close to that.
I come from a family that makes it a tradition to make up the words as we go along. Here are some classics:
"Give me the Beach Boys to soothe my soul..." (Drift Away. I can't remember the original artist, but it was remade by Uncle Kracker a few years ago.)
"Islands in the Street, that is what we are ..." (Islands in the Stream, by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers)
"There's a bathroom on the right..." (Bad Moon Rising, by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
"Bobby used to work like a doc..." (Living on a Prayer, by Bon Jovi)
Obviously, I am not alone in my cluelessness. There is a commercial on TV right now for one of those cell phones with an MP3 player on it where two guys debate if the lyrics are "Lock the cashbox" or "Stop the catbox" for "Rock the Kazbah" (sp?).
Personally, I love misquotes. I know someone who constantly invents new movie titles, TV shows and song lyrics. Half the fun is trying to figure out what she's talking about. You know, that movie with Tom Cruise: A Few Good Marines.
I think I have a new supporting character for a contemporary novel: Misquote Woman. Bob only knows I have enough material for her.
Do you have any favorite misquotes?
I come from a family that makes it a tradition to make up the words as we go along. Here are some classics:
"Give me the Beach Boys to soothe my soul..." (Drift Away. I can't remember the original artist, but it was remade by Uncle Kracker a few years ago.)
"Islands in the Street, that is what we are ..." (Islands in the Stream, by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers)
"There's a bathroom on the right..." (Bad Moon Rising, by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
"Bobby used to work like a doc..." (Living on a Prayer, by Bon Jovi)
Obviously, I am not alone in my cluelessness. There is a commercial on TV right now for one of those cell phones with an MP3 player on it where two guys debate if the lyrics are "Lock the cashbox" or "Stop the catbox" for "Rock the Kazbah" (sp?).
Personally, I love misquotes. I know someone who constantly invents new movie titles, TV shows and song lyrics. Half the fun is trying to figure out what she's talking about. You know, that movie with Tom Cruise: A Few Good Marines.
I think I have a new supporting character for a contemporary novel: Misquote Woman. Bob only knows I have enough material for her.
Do you have any favorite misquotes?
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Damn it, Jim ...
(from Star Trek)
I don't know why, but that line always cracks me up. "Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not an interior decorator!" (And yes, I just made that up. It wasn't in Star Trek.)
It's one of those lines that keeps popping up in conversations with my sisters. These are the same sisters who, at any given moment, will launch into a "Star Wars: Episodes IV - VI Quotefest". (deep breathing), "We're doomed!", "Governor Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul stench.", "But Uncle Owen ...," "Beep bo Bap Bloop!", "Aauuuuuug!" (wookie-speak), "Sorry for the mess," "A little short for a Stormtrooper, aren't you?", "I care," and so on.
Dad is a huge Star Trek fan. Not Trekkie convention huge, but he holds an honest appreciation for the series. And I watched enough of it growing up that not only do I know what at Tribble is, but think the movie "Galaxy Quest" is possibly the funniest spoof movie ever.
I actually considered getting a scottish terrier just so I could name him Mr Scot and go around saying, "Aye, Cap'n!"
(And yes, I am well-aware of the differences between Star Wars and Star Trek. They just both happened to be a large part of my growing up.)
Several years ago there was this TV show called, "Two Guys, a Girl and Pizza Place," or something like that. The first season had one of my favorite TV characters of all time, played by David Ogden Stiers (Winchester from MASH). His character would channel some other famous character from a movie throughout the show. One time it was a football player, the Gipper or something. Another time he was Obi Wan from Star Wars. Cracked me up. I was devestated when he didn't return to the series.
So, do you have any quotes from movies or TV that show up from time to time in your life? Or am I the only nutcase that is so lucky? What is your favorite movie quote or favorite memory attached to a movie/TV show?
I don't know why, but that line always cracks me up. "Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not an interior decorator!" (And yes, I just made that up. It wasn't in Star Trek.)
It's one of those lines that keeps popping up in conversations with my sisters. These are the same sisters who, at any given moment, will launch into a "Star Wars: Episodes IV - VI Quotefest". (deep breathing), "We're doomed!", "Governor Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul stench.", "But Uncle Owen ...," "Beep bo Bap Bloop!", "Aauuuuuug!" (wookie-speak), "Sorry for the mess," "A little short for a Stormtrooper, aren't you?", "I care," and so on.
Dad is a huge Star Trek fan. Not Trekkie convention huge, but he holds an honest appreciation for the series. And I watched enough of it growing up that not only do I know what at Tribble is, but think the movie "Galaxy Quest" is possibly the funniest spoof movie ever.
I actually considered getting a scottish terrier just so I could name him Mr Scot and go around saying, "Aye, Cap'n!"
(And yes, I am well-aware of the differences between Star Wars and Star Trek. They just both happened to be a large part of my growing up.)
Several years ago there was this TV show called, "Two Guys, a Girl and Pizza Place," or something like that. The first season had one of my favorite TV characters of all time, played by David Ogden Stiers (Winchester from MASH). His character would channel some other famous character from a movie throughout the show. One time it was a football player, the Gipper or something. Another time he was Obi Wan from Star Wars. Cracked me up. I was devestated when he didn't return to the series.
So, do you have any quotes from movies or TV that show up from time to time in your life? Or am I the only nutcase that is so lucky? What is your favorite movie quote or favorite memory attached to a movie/TV show?
Monday, December 11, 2006
Welcome to CandleWorld
I think I like it.
Friday night I began my second job -- retail, at the mall, at Christmastime. So far, so good. The people are nice, there are only about a dozen prices to remember, and it smells good. Saturday was harder only because it was eight hours on my feet and it's been at least ten years since I've stood that long on a regular basis. Yes, I crashed yesterday, but oh well. I'm pretty sure that's a sign I need to be more active. Ten years at various desk jobs hasn't done me any favors.
The only reservation I really have about the Candle World job is about getting paid in a timely basis. I know I just started, so there will be some delay in getting the first check. The first day I started, a person was annoyed because their check was late. And it was brought up that someone else's check was three weeks late. What's the point of working Christmas if you don't get paid until after Christmas? I suppose we shall see on Thursday, unless of course it's later than that. Sounds fun (insert sarcasm here). Normally I'd say that surely it couldn't be that bad, but then I know better. Yes, Virginia, it could.
The cold is progressing slowly. I'm praying I'm not getting an ear infection and the extra vitamin C and Zinc may actually be helping. See? This is what I get for not eating my veggies. I hate veggies, but I hate being sick even more.
So, here's a lesson for you all. Eat your fruits and veggies. Or at the very least, take your vitamins.
Friday night I began my second job -- retail, at the mall, at Christmastime. So far, so good. The people are nice, there are only about a dozen prices to remember, and it smells good. Saturday was harder only because it was eight hours on my feet and it's been at least ten years since I've stood that long on a regular basis. Yes, I crashed yesterday, but oh well. I'm pretty sure that's a sign I need to be more active. Ten years at various desk jobs hasn't done me any favors.
The only reservation I really have about the Candle World job is about getting paid in a timely basis. I know I just started, so there will be some delay in getting the first check. The first day I started, a person was annoyed because their check was late. And it was brought up that someone else's check was three weeks late. What's the point of working Christmas if you don't get paid until after Christmas? I suppose we shall see on Thursday, unless of course it's later than that. Sounds fun (insert sarcasm here). Normally I'd say that surely it couldn't be that bad, but then I know better. Yes, Virginia, it could.
The cold is progressing slowly. I'm praying I'm not getting an ear infection and the extra vitamin C and Zinc may actually be helping. See? This is what I get for not eating my veggies. I hate veggies, but I hate being sick even more.
So, here's a lesson for you all. Eat your fruits and veggies. Or at the very least, take your vitamins.
Friday, December 08, 2006
Nothing but good times ahead
The last post will probably have to be removed at some point, so let me just say this: the meeting with the new lawyer went well. He listened, answered our questions, and gave us some unexpectedly good news. I think we'll keep him. And if the ex hated the last one we had, she's going to absolutely loathe this guy. The money issue is still a concern, but after talking with him, it sounds like he's going to be worth every penny. In this case, he's going to what needs to be done to someone with no respect for the rules.
In other news, apparently the ex might be getting married - again. This would be future Ex #3. Thank Bob she got herself fixed. I would have thought we would have been more down about the news. Usually adding a spouse causes a never ending stream of headaches on our end, but at least it's only one guy and not a never-ending stream of new boyfriends. Our step-son will have the adjusting to do. For some reason DH and I are caught between saying, "poor dumb bastard" and "let him burn." The reason for the last sentiment is that rumor has it the boyfriend is behind the ex's sudden interest in getting more child support and thinks she should get at least as much as he pays out for his kid in another state. Um, duh, but every state is different. What the you expect from a guy with horrible taste in shoes? I mean, I'm no fashion icon by a long shot, but even I went, "Man, those are some ugly shoes." Anyway, the boyfriend is starting to sound like a meddler. Should be interesting.
I'm slowly feeling better every day. My appetite is still off, but at least I'm on solid food again. My sinuses feel like someone filled them with lead, but that's a whole lot better than I've been feeling for the past month. Unless I move my head too fast. Then it's like, "Oooh, look at all the pretty colors. *Klunk*." I'm glad I'm doing as well as I am because I start the new part-time job tonight. We'll have to see how that goes.
In other news, apparently the ex might be getting married - again. This would be future Ex #3. Thank Bob she got herself fixed. I would have thought we would have been more down about the news. Usually adding a spouse causes a never ending stream of headaches on our end, but at least it's only one guy and not a never-ending stream of new boyfriends. Our step-son will have the adjusting to do. For some reason DH and I are caught between saying, "poor dumb bastard" and "let him burn." The reason for the last sentiment is that rumor has it the boyfriend is behind the ex's sudden interest in getting more child support and thinks she should get at least as much as he pays out for his kid in another state. Um, duh, but every state is different. What the you expect from a guy with horrible taste in shoes? I mean, I'm no fashion icon by a long shot, but even I went, "Man, those are some ugly shoes." Anyway, the boyfriend is starting to sound like a meddler. Should be interesting.
I'm slowly feeling better every day. My appetite is still off, but at least I'm on solid food again. My sinuses feel like someone filled them with lead, but that's a whole lot better than I've been feeling for the past month. Unless I move my head too fast. Then it's like, "Oooh, look at all the pretty colors. *Klunk*." I'm glad I'm doing as well as I am because I start the new part-time job tonight. We'll have to see how that goes.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
For the love of Pete ...
Obviously, I've become a virus magnet.
Yep, I'm sick again. This is a real doozie this time.
Without TMI (I hope), let's just say that DH and I thought we were hit with a nasty bit of food poisoning Sunday night/Monday morning. It came completely out of left field. Never before have I ever wished harder that we had more than one bathroom. Luckily, we were good little soldiers and went in shifts and that's all I'll say on that.
We both went to the doctor on Monday and it turns out it is the very nasty little virus going around, accompanied by its little friend Temp of 102. Big fun. Have I mentioned it's not a good idea for both me and DH to be sick at the same time? It's hard to whine when the person next to you is whining just as loudly. Yes, we are both lousy sick people. The good news is that we are both on the mend and didn't aggrivate each other. Meds that make you sleep are good for that.
I can honestly say I cannot wait for 2006 to be over. 2007 has to be much, much better health-wise.
And why is it that whenever you are sick, there is NOTHING good to watch on TV? DH loves to watch Matlock whenever he is home sick. Matlock is ok, but after four hours of it, I'm ready to stick a fork in my eye. Thank Bob for multiple TVs in the house.
So ... what did I miss?
Yep, I'm sick again. This is a real doozie this time.
Without TMI (I hope), let's just say that DH and I thought we were hit with a nasty bit of food poisoning Sunday night/Monday morning. It came completely out of left field. Never before have I ever wished harder that we had more than one bathroom. Luckily, we were good little soldiers and went in shifts and that's all I'll say on that.
We both went to the doctor on Monday and it turns out it is the very nasty little virus going around, accompanied by its little friend Temp of 102. Big fun. Have I mentioned it's not a good idea for both me and DH to be sick at the same time? It's hard to whine when the person next to you is whining just as loudly. Yes, we are both lousy sick people. The good news is that we are both on the mend and didn't aggrivate each other. Meds that make you sleep are good for that.
I can honestly say I cannot wait for 2006 to be over. 2007 has to be much, much better health-wise.
And why is it that whenever you are sick, there is NOTHING good to watch on TV? DH loves to watch Matlock whenever he is home sick. Matlock is ok, but after four hours of it, I'm ready to stick a fork in my eye. Thank Bob for multiple TVs in the house.
So ... what did I miss?
Friday, December 01, 2006
Happy Computer Security Day
Swear to Bob, this was on the Homepage on the intranet at work:
- TODAY IS COMPUTER SECURITY DAY, A TIME TO REMEMBER TO PROTECT YOUR COMPUTERS,
PROGRAMS, AND DATE AT HOME AND AT WORK.
Um, date at home and at work? And how exactly is this going to protect my computer? I don't even know how you would begin to date at home, unless you took it to mean your hometown, which might not be bad. Unless you're from Romney, pop 37. But at work? Didn't I just attend a sexual harassment seminar recently?
(For those who cannot tell, INSERT SARCASM HERE. THIS IS AN ATTEMPT TO APPEAR FUNNY.)
I REALLY, REALLY want a job as the person to who puts stuff on the site. I have all sorts of useless information to share, not to mention the whole quality control thing. I'm every bit as good as whoever they have now :)
Woo-hoo! I got the second job I applied for. Now in addition to my day job of 40 hours a week, I now get to spend a few hours at the mall ... during Christmas ... should I be excited about this?
Actually, yes. Sad to say, but money is a necessary evil and we've been really short lately, so here's my input. I'll be at a small little store that I'll call Candle World. The biggest bonus will be that I will smell nice when I come home. No greasy french fries or sea food smell! That and the working wage has gone up considerably since I last worked retail. I don't start until next weekend, which kinda threw me. It sounds like I'll miss half the shopping season. We'll have to see how it goes.
Good luck, shoppers!
- TODAY IS COMPUTER SECURITY DAY, A TIME TO REMEMBER TO PROTECT YOUR COMPUTERS,
PROGRAMS, AND DATE AT HOME AND AT WORK.
Um, date at home and at work? And how exactly is this going to protect my computer? I don't even know how you would begin to date at home, unless you took it to mean your hometown, which might not be bad. Unless you're from Romney, pop 37. But at work? Didn't I just attend a sexual harassment seminar recently?
(For those who cannot tell, INSERT SARCASM HERE. THIS IS AN ATTEMPT TO APPEAR FUNNY.)
I REALLY, REALLY want a job as the person to who puts stuff on the site. I have all sorts of useless information to share, not to mention the whole quality control thing. I'm every bit as good as whoever they have now :)
Woo-hoo! I got the second job I applied for. Now in addition to my day job of 40 hours a week, I now get to spend a few hours at the mall ... during Christmas ... should I be excited about this?
Actually, yes. Sad to say, but money is a necessary evil and we've been really short lately, so here's my input. I'll be at a small little store that I'll call Candle World. The biggest bonus will be that I will smell nice when I come home. No greasy french fries or sea food smell! That and the working wage has gone up considerably since I last worked retail. I don't start until next weekend, which kinda threw me. It sounds like I'll miss half the shopping season. We'll have to see how it goes.
Good luck, shoppers!
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