Friday, August 03, 2007

Primal Scream

I thought I'd warm up for next week. It'll be a doozie.

*Ahem.*


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!

Thanks for your support. You may now resume your lives.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah, the power of positive thinking.

btuda said...

Yes, as in I am positive it is going to suck the big rotten egg.

On the positive side, the primal scream lasted for only 8 lines.

Anonymous said...

Well, you've got all week to work on that.

Keziah Fenton said...

Didn't seem quite high-pitched enough to me.
i think you should reward yourself with a vacation at the end of the month.

Scope Dope Cherrybomb said...

Yes, visit beautiful downtown suburbs of Dayton, Ohio where you will see wandering minstrels, dancing clowns, and at least 13 or so idiots dancing in the streets. What did you expect after a plethora of margaritas? :) We look forward to your visit the cost only being the margaritas and books. Come one, come all.

McB said...

Hmmm, not bad. You need to scream more from the diaphragm, though, and not so much from the throat. Gives more impact. But I admire your beat the rush approach.

Yes, indeed, what your life needs is a trip to Dayton. I'm pretty sure we can squeeze in another person in one of the rooms.

Anonymous said...

I'd tell you to try relaxation tapes, but something tells me that's not a good idea.

btuda said...

God, you guys crack me up.

I really am going to try to remain positive this week. The lady who went on vacation was crying in one of the offices last week because she was so overwhelmed. Yes, she needed a break, bless her heart.

I've started the week off with chocolate for breakfast. So far, so good.

I'm leaning a little more toward Dayton. It's not definite yet, but we're getting closer. DH may come with me, which will probably mean staying at my sister's place to spare everyone in the hotel the dual snore fest. If he doesn't, I may check and see if anyone has an open corner of the floor left.

Anonymous said...

May I join you in the primal scream therapy? Since there doesn't seem to be any such thing as primal coldblooded murder therapy? At least none condoned by society.

McB said...

Btuda - check in with Wapak. Last I heard she was getting a 2 br suite and had nobody to share it with.

btuda said...

me: of course you can join in. I'll bring the ice cubes so our throats don't get too raw.

So far, so good. One day down and it wasn't too bad at all. Kinda weird, really. All the officers were tiptoe-ing around the office like one wrong move and I'd go screaming down the street. I never said I couldn't do this. I just said it would suck and I wasn't looking forward to it. Maybe it was the scream that scared them.

I do have some candles to snort on my desk too. FYI, Yankee has their Halloween stuff out. Augh, it's only August, but gosh, the stuff is cute. I love Halloween. My new candle favorites are Boo-Nilla and Trick or Treat (Buttercream and Candy Corn Swirl) - YUM!